Tarot for the 21st Century!
Looking for the Best/Worst Tarot/Psychic Jokes
We want to inject some lighthearted humor into the monthly newsletter "The Temprian". Please share your favorite Tarot or Psychic jokes for inclusion here and in the newsletter.
Debbie visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the tarot reader delivered the bad news:
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt – prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
“Will I get away with it?”
Debbie visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the tarot reader delivered the bad news:
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt – prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
“Will I get away with it?”
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Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Mark Reed on -
Q: What the difference between a pizza and a tarot reader?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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Permalink Reply by Lily on -
Hey now, I feed a family of four every night!!!!
Granted, I am not the cook but I do provide the food (and wash the dishes!)
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Permalink Reply by Scott Bush on -
This may be the worst joke but here it is anyways.
A hermit walks along the roadside. He catches a glimpse of an empress and inquires why she crys? She replies: "Because the devil has taken my daughter." "Is there anyway I can help"? Replies the hermit. "Not unless you can bring souls back from hell." Said the empress. "Well I can't be sure, but is that your daughter in the ally with the devil's face buried in her lap?" The devil looks over and says: "what? Did you think I was in the business of stealing souls? I'm simply here for pleasure."
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Permalink Reply by James Ricklef on -
Great joke, Dax! :D
If you want more Tarot humor, I've got a whole section of it on my website:
http://www.jamesricklef.com/Humor.html
Enjoy!
James
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