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Comment by Jean Maurie on April 15, 2013 at 7:29am

How to tell time in Italian

Comment by Jean Maurie on April 14, 2013 at 7:20pm

Have you ever felt like this?

Comment by Jean Maurie on April 11, 2013 at 7:42am

Forgot my glasses:

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You’re almost 80 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it really can be fun!!!

Comment by Jean Maurie on April 9, 2013 at 12:12pm

A SHORT... BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met
before, but who were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned
To the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the
upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and
gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married'.

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own
blanket!'

After a moment of silence he rolled over and farted.

THE END.

Comment by Jean Maurie on March 31, 2013 at 8:37pm

Comment by Jean Maurie on March 26, 2013 at 2:20pm

Very funny. Enjoy and laugh.

Comment by Jean Maurie on March 17, 2013 at 4:25pm

Welcome Eric, we are glad to have you here.  We hope you enjoy your stay and have a lot of laughs.  :)

Comment by Eric Bowers on March 17, 2013 at 4:00pm

Thanks for the invite!  :D

Comment by Jean Maurie on March 17, 2013 at 5:37am

I never heard of Mrs Brown until you sent that phone video of hers.  That was over the top funny.  LOL

Comment by Vicki Jenkins on March 16, 2013 at 9:04pm

That Mrs Brown is toooooo funny!!  

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